Gift Guide: Anti-Valentine’s Day Edition

Sure, maybe Valentine’s Day is great if you have a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, significant other, or friends to spend it with. But even some of those people hate Valentine’s Day. Anti-Valentine’s Day is totally a thing. This is your gift guide for anyone who hates Valentine’s Day (including yourself)! These items would even be perfect for hosting your very own Anti-Valentine’s Day party.

 

Anti-Valentine’s Day Piñata

Anti-Valentine's Day Piñata

Heart shaped

Put the 'beat' in 'heartbeat'

$17.14 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $17.14 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

If you really want to put the “beat” in “heartbeat”, then this Anti-Valentine’s Day Heart Piñata is the most constructive way to do so. This large papier-mâché heart lets you celebrate Valentine’s Day in your own way. Most important, you can ensure you get the chocolate that YOU want! Just fill it up yourself, invite some like-minded friends over and have at it! It’s the perfect way to show everyone how much you hate Valentine’s Day while still enjoying some chocolate.

Vodka Is My Valentine T-Shirt

Vodka Is My Valentine

T-Shirt

Well, it's not wrong.

$19.99 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $19.99 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

Okay, can we just talk about how Vodka is the perfect Valentine? It’s never let us down before and it’s always there when we need it. This cotton shirt is perfect to let everyone know who your REAL Valentine is. Additionally, it makes a great Anti-Valentine’s Day gift. We mean, who really needs chocolates and a card anyway? Vodka has everything we need and more. Most important, this shirt is available in every size up to 3XL and 5 different colors.

Nope Melting Heart Pop Socket

Nope Melting Heart Pop Socket

Neon Light Phone Grip

Nope not today, Satan.

$14.77 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $14.77 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

Okay, this Nope pop socket is totally adorable. Even if you hate Valentine’s Day, your phone can still look totally adorable in this neon heart “Nope” pop socket. The collapsible grip provides a secure hold for easier texting, calling, photos, and all your Anti-Valentine’s Day selfies. Additionally, it also doubles as an expandable stand to watch videos, take group photos, FaceTime, and Skype handsfree! Most important, the advanced adhesive strip allows you to remove and reposition the pop socket on most devices and cases. All in all, this is the cutest Anti-Valentine’s Day gift that you can use all year round!

Cupid is Stupid Apron

Cupid is Stupid

One size fits most

The best Anti-Valentine's Day gift.

$14.99 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $14.99 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

This Cupid is Stupid is the perfect accessory for any Anti-Valentine’s Day party out there. This adult sized apron will be the perfect statement piece as you host or join a party for Valentine’s Day this year. Additionally, this apron is one size fits most and ties in the back for easy on easy off access. Most important, it would also make a cute Valentine’s Day gift for anyone who loves to cook! They would be able to use it all year long. All in all, this apron is both cute and practical.

Tacos Are My Valentine T-Shirt

Tacos Are My Valentine T-Shirt

Superluxe Clothing

Okay, but it's not wrong?

$24.99 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $24.99 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

Who needs a Valentine when you have tacos? Whether you’re not into all the hype or just have better luck making out with a taco than with your crush, you will fall in love with this cute top. Have a single ladies night out chowing down on some delicious food in this adorable vintage red tri-blend tee. Additionally, it can be worn off the shoulder and features a flattering round hem for a polished look. Pair this shirt with some taco, margaritas, and some friends and you’re sure to have the best Valentine’s Day ever.

 

 

Love Stinks Balloons

Love Stinks Balloons

Black; 16 pcs

Love isn't always rainbows and butterflies.

$15.99 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $15.99 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

Let’s face it, sometime love stinks! Whether you are trying to cheer up a friend, or spice up your anti-Valentine’s Day celebrations, these are the balloons for you. These love stinks balloons contain 16 balloons in each pack. Additionally, they are available in black, red, or red and pinks. Pair these balloons with some wine, a romcom movie, and your favorite chocolate and have your very own Anti-Valentine’s Day party!

Single Pringle Golf Towel

Single Pringle Golf Towel

Full size with carabiner clip.

Let the truth be know!

$19.95 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $19.95 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

We are single and proud! Be the envy of your friends with this new hilarious Chubby Single And Ready For A Pringle Premium Golf Towel. It’s the perfect combo of a soft, high quality golf towel, a durable corner grommet, and a high quality carabiner all with a unique design that expresses your individuality! Most important, this golf towel makes a great statement piece. It’s sure to put a grin on everyone’s face.

At Least My Dog Loves Me

At Least My Dog Loves Me T-Shirt

Anti-Valentine's Day Shirt

Who needs a Valentine when you have a dog that loves you?

$25.99 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $25.99 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

It’s totally true. Who needs a Valentine when you have a dog that loves you? This ‘At Least My Dog Loves Me’ t-shirt is the perfect Anti-Valentine’s Day gift! We know our pupper will love us no matter what, and that’s all we need. Additionally, this shirt is available in a men’s, women’s, and children’s fit and in 5 different colors. Get matching shirts for you and your single besties to show the world that you don’t need a Valentine when you have a dog! All in all, this shirt is a perfect gift for any dog lovers out there.

Broken Heart Plush

Broken Heart Plush

GIANTmicrobes

What breaks has to heal at some point, right?

$6.95 from Amazon

Amazon.com Price: $6.95 as of 01-21-2019 04:24 CST

Love tears it all apart, but time mends a broken heart. (Or that’s what they say at least) Well, luck you this charming plush broken heart will surely bring you a little serenity and comfort on this Valentine’s Day. Additionally, this plush would make the perfect mascot for your Anti-Valentine’s Day party. Most important, you can even throw it, punch it, or kick it to show everyone how much you hate love. We also love (no pun intended) that this is a physical heart and not just some made up shape that people call a heart. We mean, what’s up with that? Plus, it’s so adorable. Who could be sad when they have these big glossy eyes with them at all times. All in all, this is a perfect for Anti-Valentine’s Day, anyone going through a break up, or anyone that just hates love.

 


 

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